* Sleep in their doorways.
* Put a deposit down on the house next to one of theirs.
* Hide out under bushes and spy on them.
* Claim to have been mugged so that you can get inside one of their homes.
* "Channel" the guys and claim to have
a) sex with them!
b) a psychic link with them.
You get our point!
* Sell false and fictitious stories about Duran to tabloids.
* Cat call or make rude remarks to them.
* Tell your pen pals lies pertaining to you and Duran, when, in fact, everyone knows the truth.
* Hear rumors and then honestly believe them.