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Gamer Upset Sequel to His Favorite Game Not Announced at The Game Awards Despite 4chan Leak.

Johnathan St. Johnathan, or John-John, as he likes to be called, was disappointed because he feels he was lied to by The Game Awards and Geoff Keighley. “They didn’t announce a sequel to ANY of my favorite games, and I saw a post on 4Chan that said they would,” said John-John as he adjusted his […]

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Johnathan St. Johnathan, or John-John, as he likes to be called, was disappointed because he feels he was lied to by The Game Awards and Geoff Keighley.

“They didn’t announce a sequel to ANY of my favorite games, and I saw a post on 4Chan that said they would,” said John-John as he adjusted his trilby on his head.

Indeed, there were literally 100’s, if not 1000’s, of announcements that weren’t made at The Game Awards, including sequels to games, DLC characters and even new IP’s you’ve never even heard of. But we couldn’t figure out why a company would purposely withhold information from the public. So, we asked an expert. We asked John-John.

“Well, technically none of the games that I was expecting were actually said to be at The Game Awards, nor have they been said to even be in development. But the game industry wants to horde all its secrets because they’re greedy, and not announcing games means we keep watching things like E3 and The Game Awards. By dangling the games we want in front of our faces like a carrot, they can shove games we don’t want down our throats.”

According to John-John he didn’t care about any of the announcements at The Game Awards, so that means no one cared about them.

On an unrelated note, Microsoft announced the new Xbox at The Game Awards.

“But I don’t care about the Xbox,” continued John-John as he adjusted his glasses on his face and caught the light in the lenses at just the right angle, causing them to glow like that smart character from an anime. “I care about the things I like, the things I saw promised to me on 4Chan and news outlets like wegothiscovered.com.”

When we asked about sources, John-John simply had this to say, “They don’t have sources because it’s inside information. Like my boy Bradlen, whose uncle works for Nintendo, told me that Ty the Tasmanian Tiger is the new Smash Bros DLC character, which by the way, conveniently wasn’t announced at The Game Awards.”

We then asked John-John what game he was most hoping would be announced at The Game Awards.

Bayonetta 3 because she’s really f**kin’ hot.”

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