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American Horror Story: A Review

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American Horror Story is one of those shows that has been sweeping the nation and for good reason: it’s actually an original concept.

 

So unless you’re Amish or don’t own television like some kind of pretentious ass, you’ve probably heard of American Horror Story. And if you are Amish, well, welcome to technology. How are you even reading this? But I digress, American Horror Story is one of those shows that has been sweeping the nation ever since its debut on October 5th, 2011. And for good reason: it’s actually an original concept. Each season is a completely different story with its own beginning, middle, and end (though recently it was revealed they are all connected).

The first season, retroactively titled Murder House, begins with, a terrifying opening look at just what we, the viewers, are getting into. After an awesomely disturbing title sequence that just makes everyone uncomfortable with its musical score, we are introduced to the Harmons, an All-American family consisting of a mother, a father, and their teenage daughter. Ben, the patriarch of the family, is caught having an affair with one of his students, named Hayden, after his wife, Vivien, has a miscarriage.

Okay, so it’s not exactly a happy show. I said original, not happy. Get it together, people.

The Harmons move from Boston to Los Angeles in an attempt to start anew. Little do they know that the Victorian mansion they moved into has a long history….of murder….in the house. The past inhabitants of the house still reside there. But these ghosts aren’t your run of the mill spirits,, mostly because they’re convincingly human despite being inhabitants of the afterworld. They feel pain, have sex, and occasionally die (but come back, because they’re ghosts. Ghost logic). Violet, Vivien’s and Ben’s daughter, takes a liking to the boy next door, Tate. Of course, Tate’s the ghost of a murderous psychopath. Ghostly shenanigans ensue, along with several side stories of the many characters (one involving the infamous case of the Black Daliha) and the whole thing ends with the birth of the Anti-Christ.

Season Two, titled Asylum, is somehow more bleak and disturbing than the first. This season takes the viewers to 1964 Massachusetts. There’s also several scenes taking place in the present (involving “actor” Adam Levine from Maroon 5 for some odd reason) that will all make sense and tie in towards the end of the season. The main story involves the many patients and faculty members of the Briarcliff Mental Institution. This is an arguably convoluted season. There’s serial killers, mutants, demons, aliens, and (maybe) Anne Frank. I could explain all that, but it’s more fun to watch it yourself. One could argue that the “main character” of the season is Lana Winters, a journalist who happens to also be a lesbian in a very homophobic time period. Due to the fact that people used to be pretty terrible, Lana winds up in Briarcliff. A man named Kit Walker also ends up in Briarcliff for allegedly killing his wife. But we the viewers know the truth: she was abducted by aliens of course. Kit winds up in cahoots with another alleged murderer named Grace. Really, it becomes apparent that the only sane people in Briarcliff are Lana, Kit, and (maybe) Grace. There’s the Nazi, Dr. Arthur Arden,  the serial killer, Dr. Oliver Thredson,and of course the strict, but deeply troubled, Sister Jude, along with Sister Mary Eunice who’s pretty well behaved for some episodes, but then goes along and gets possessed by the Devil. Quite a colorful cast and a season packed with multiple plot twists makes American Horror Story: Asylum one of the best seasons in the anthology’s run. But, hey, maybe that’s just because I like aliens.

Season three is called Coven, for it is about a coven of witches. This season can be arguably less intense and more dramatic than the first two. And no, I’m not saying that because it’s mostly female characters, I’m not a sexist ass. I’m saying that because there’s fights over boys and back-stabbing. Lots of back-stabbing. And throat-cutting, too. The season starts off with Zoe Benson causing the death of her boyfriend. Death by sexy-times. See, Zoe is a witch, and carries the power to induce a brain hemorrhage to any men who has sex with her. Zoe is sent to an academy in New Orleans, along with Madison, who’s capable of telekinesis, Queenie, a human voodoo doll, and Nan the clairvoyant. Later they meet Misty, a hippie necromancer with an infatuation for Stevie Nicks. There is also another coven of creole witches who start a war with our central coven. Then there’s the ancient fraternity of witch hunters and the immortal, very racist, and sadistic Delphine. There’s also a Frankenstein-like frat boy love triangle with Zoe and Madison. The spirit of the “Ax Man”, a real life and enigmatic serial killer who mysteriously just stopped killing people (in the show, that’s because he was murdered by witches). And of course the creepy as hell Papa Legba, a voodoo deity. There’s also the mystery of who is the next Supreme: The all-powerful leader of the coven. The Supreme is unlike other witches, mostly because she comes with sour cream and tomatoes. But also she has the Seven Wonders: seven powers that not all witches can properly wield. Fiona is the current Supreme, however, she knows her time is coming to an end and, instead of accepting it, she tries to extend her reign as she can.Despite being complex, , it still garnered seventeen Emmy nominations. The opening scene involving Stevie Nicks singing about the Seven Wonders can be kind of a turn off to some though.

Season four is where things get a tad uncomfortable. Starting off with a deeply disturbing opening credit scene and a killer clown, Freakshow doesn’t hold back any punches. There’s plenty of violence in this season, perhaps more compared to the others. After all, somebody gets sawed in half in this season. Set in the 1950’s, in Florida of all places, this season centers on one of the last freakshows left. Elsa Mars is in charge and is struggling to stay relevant in changing times. We open with the conjoined twins Bette and Dot, who killed their mother and stabbed themselves to make it look like an attempted murder. Of course, this is easy to get away with, since Twisty the Clown is on a rampage across the town of Jupiter, Florida. Bette and Dot are taken in by Elsa, where they are meant to be made the headliners of the freak-show. They can sing, too! Things are looking up for Elsa’s Cabinet of Curiosities, that is until a mentally disturbed man-child named Dandy becomes fixated on Bette and Dot. Tensions rise. Murder ensues. It escalates, especially, when “Lobster Boy” Jimmy kills a detective looking for Bette and Dot, starting a mutual distrust between the police and the freaks. Then, two con-artists, Stanley and Maggie, decide to try to sell the freaks corpses to a museum and, to the surprise of nobody, Dandy becomes a serial killer (and may have claimed his first victim early in childhood). The psychopathic Chester Creb comes along with his puppet, whom he thinks is alive and telling him to kill, and also becomes an attraction,  joining the list of people obsessed with Bette and Dot. Observant viewers will also see a few returning characters from Asylum make an appearance, tying together at least two seasons, and, purportedly, we’ll see how the other seasons are connected later on.

Not much is known about the newest, upcoming season Hotel. We know Lady Gaga will be a character, and we know that Lily Rabe will play a serial killer. Other than that, the new season will air in October on FX.

 

 

Tyler Oberheu is a twenty-something English Major at DePaul University. He likes to write about dumb things while trying to sound smart about it. I don’t know what his problem is. Between you and me he seems a little “off”. But regardless, he loves science, but isn’t smart enough to go into a career in a scientific field. So, English major it is. Check out his upcoming memoir/self-help book called “Twist and Shout: An Awkward Life with Tourette’s” to learn more about why he does those weird little movements and noises. Or just read his articles on this website and determine for yourself why he’s so unhinged.

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Frugality Tech: AuKing Mini Projector Review

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AuKing Mini Projector Key Details

The Auking is a 1080p Mini Projector with built-in speakers that is compatible with  Smartphones and laptops.* (Notice the asterisk) The ports are HDMI, USB, VGA, AV, and a 3.5mm headphone jack. It’s $99.99, but you can usually catch it on sale for cheaper.

This projector is pretty popular online. There are tons of glowing reviews for it on Amazon, but I’m assuming if you’re reading this, you care about what I think. And what I think is that this projector is kinda bad.

Also, keep in mind I believe that this projector is being sold on amazon with different branding and shells, but essentially, they’re all the same projector.

These are just some I’ve found.

ALVAR 8000 Lumens Mini Portable Projector

TMY Projector 7500

Projector with WiFi, 2022 Upgrade 8500L

Mini Projector, Aokang 7500 Lumens HD Portable Projector

These all pretty much the same projector with different housing and branding

It is most certainly not for everyone, and it’s not for everyone who loves projectors. The projector has some issues with only a few positives.

Android smartphones are compatible, but only certain Androids, which they don’t tell you before purchasing.

 

 

 

List of Phones compatible with the projector

I’m guessing it’s “compatible” with all iPhones, but oddly enough, they don’t mention it. But I think it’s a safe bet to say that it is. Because saying the Aukling is compatible with smart devices and mac books is technically true, and it’s somewhat misleading.

It has no built-in features to make it compatible with other devices, just an HDMI input. This, combined with poor image and audio quality, means you’d be better off saving your money and buying something a little more expensive.

AuKing Mini Projector Full Break Down

The Auking has an HDMI port, which means it’s compatible with any device that can output through HDMI. But unfortunately, it doesn’t have any ports or software that would intrinsically allow smartphones to project video.

To get your iPhone or Android phone to connect to the projector, you have to do it through HDMI. So, you’ll need a USB-C to HDMI adapter for android and Mac Book or a lightning port to HDMI if you’re using an iPhone. The instructions also recommend a wireless dongle so you can connect your laptop or smart device via BlueTooth (more on that later)

Now here’s the thing, the projector only comes with a regular HDMI cord, so you would have to buy the other cords separately. They don’t mention that before you buy it, so it feels very misleading. Regarding the wireless adapter they recommend, you must connect to it via Bluetooth. Unfortunately, most streaming services have copyright features that won’t allow you to stream content via BlueTooth.

You could connect a chrome cast, Apple TV, or a Roku and mirror or cast your phone to that, but if you don’t have those devices on hand, you’re out of luck.

This means the easiest way to use this device would be with your windows laptop unless you have one of the cords they recommend.

But how does it perform once you get it set up and running? It’s ok.

We have to set our expectations for this price range. The project shows saturated color palettes well but struggles with darker colors.

Darker scenes come out looking grainy and blurry.

 

 

While brighter colors look ok.

But all things considered, the video quality will be worse than whatever you have connected to the HDMI. To its credit, however, the projector is bright enough to watch it outside with minimal light pollution.

The audio can be pretty loud, but loud doesn’t necessarily mean good. It does sound like it comes from out of a tin can, but it’s clear enough to hear what’s going on in a movie, so you don’t have to only rely on headphones.

Despite its small size, the Auking’s fans can be pretty loud when it’s on. (Imagine starting up your first-gen PS4 and trying to play Cyberpunk).

This projector isn’t for everyone. I wouldn’t recommend it to most people. However, if you’re a person who wants a bigger screen, you can buy a cheap 22′ monitor and connect you your phone or laptop to it, and the image quality would be better.

Verdict

In most cases, I suggest you save money and get something more expensive, like the ANKER Nebula capsule.

If you find yourself in a situation where you need a projector immediately, this will be ok. For instance, a backyard BBQ where it’s more about the people you’re around than what you’re watching or a party where you want to keep the kids distracted while the adults use the TV (shame on you).

Other than that, it’s worth saving your money.

FAQ

How do I connect my phone to my mini AuKing projector?

Through USB-C to HDMI cord or lighting to HDMI cord

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4 out of 5

‘Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid’ Episodes 7 and 8 Review

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Rest in peace, watermelon.

The latest episodes in ‘Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid’ were very interesting to watch.

One was definitely a fanservice episode, and heck, even the producers know that! Episode 7’s title contains the phrase ‘The Fanservice Episode, Obviously’, so that cracked me up.

Episode 7 focuses on the elements of anime that will appeal to any nerd out there. By that, of course I mean bathing suits and comic conventions! Cue the beach episode!

Tohru and company decide to go swimming for the day. Kanna’s adorable as always, while Lucoa doesn’t realize just how sexual she is toward a small boy.

Like, really? You think wearing a very sexy swimsuit in front of a lot of kids on a beach is okay? And why do you insist on torturing Shouta with your breasts? It’s obvious that he’s tempted, but stop trying to seduce small children.

Of course, they’re dragons, so hilarious antics ensue. Tohru and Kanna get carried away in a swimming race, making water splash up everywhere. Also, a crab and watermelon are murdered. RIP.

However, one aspect that I thought was a nice touch was the backstory we got for Tohru. It wasn’t much, but Tohru and Kobayashi have a deep and meaningful conversation about their family’s lives, as well as how humans and dragons are different from one another. Fanservice episodes usually focus on that alone, but fortunately that’s not the case here.

The second half of Episode 7 focuses on Comiket. Tohru and Kobayashi help Takiya run a booth, and we learn that Fafnir is also participating by attempting to sell powerful curses. Wow, didn’t see thaaaaat coming at all.

Tohru notices otherworldly creatures in their true forms at Comiket, as they reveal that this is a great way to show their true forms. With Kobayashi’s permission, Tohru exposes her wings and tail, appearing to others as if she’s cosplaying as, well, a dragon maid.

Episode 7 was very nice because there were many heartfelt and adorable moments.

Meanwhile, Episode 8 FINALLY introduced the dragon that I keep on mentioning in my reviews. Her name’s Elma, a dragon who is a rival of Tohru’s. Elma accuses Tohru of disrupting the human’s ways and tries to force her to return to the dragon world. This doesn’t succeed, however, as Tohru sends her to an open field and leaves her there.

Unable to get back home, Elma stays in the human world and begins working at Kobayashi’s company. Kobayashi teaches Elma how to use computers and technology so that she can keep her job. Of course, this prompts Tohru to become jealous, smelling the scent of another dragon off Kobayashi like a dog does with a human. I won’t reveal how the episode ends, but it ends in a positive manner for Tohru.

Overall, I really loved these two episodes because they made me feel warm and fuzzy. They appealed to the emotional senses through a heartfelt conversation between Kobayashi and Tohru. Elma is also an innocent sweetheart who only wants to bring harmony to the human and dragon worlds. And I can’t wait to see more of her in the upcoming episodes.

I feel like in these two episodes alone, we learned so much about Tohru and her feelings for Kobayashi. She really wants to understand the human world and will do anything to stay with Kobayashi.

I’ll up my rating to a 4.7. These episodes were both fun, and we finally got the new dragon! Bless.

 

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2 out of 5

‘Akiba’s Trip’ Episode 7 Review

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 The nerd life can be deadly.

Spoilers ahead.


Let’s face it. We all know Tamotsu is both a nerd and an idiot. He lets the nerd show by taking pictures of a figure. Then he lets the idiot form show by breaking said figure. Did I mention it’s Niwaka’s? Yeah, no. Don’t break the small child’s items. She’s your precious little sister Tamotsu, how dare you.

Anyway, in order to get the money to purchase a new figure, Tamotsu decides to become a butler at a maid-themed bar. That sounds fun enough for any nerd. However, with high pay also comes a high price.

Tamotsu ends up basically working himself to death, becoming thinner and more exhausted. However, he continues working himself to death for 17 days straight. I guess the constant “Thank you’s” from staff members were enough to keep him going.

But he gets brought back to his senses by little sis Niwaka, and the real action begins.

I still don’t understand why Tamotsu couldn’t see that his boss was a Bugged One. It honestly made me crack up that the main characters were so shocked by that “big reveal”. It should have been obvious!

And of course, like the end of every episode, all’s well that ends well. Everyone’s happy. And Akiba’s safe, for now. Meanwhile, I still want to know more back story on Matome, and how she became to be what she is. But I’m sure I’m not getting that anytime soon.

I’m lowering my rating a bit to a 2.9 out of 5. Once again, ‘Akiba’s Trip’ has fallen back into its stereotypical routes. I want refreshing content, not the same repetitive stuff. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep watching to see if anything new comes up.

 

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